My name is Kristi. I’m 18 and I live in Louisiana. thatisallTumblr (3.0; @kris-myass)http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f53b2f1ff9046597023eb64015cac27/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4027f753fb9d408984b844847bf104e3/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54faa8a4966b6fcb3e651618b59fc1f0/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e64ffcba51db12784c8c87990632bef5/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b6619238ae93eb5ee5e40cdf422ed70/tumblr_mh94a5CGbI1r21bpyo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisismyoneroomdisco.tumblr.com/post/51157044362" target="_blank">thisismyoneroomdisco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventurerscelebrationgathering.tumblr.com/post/41549405402/tell-em-i-dedicate-this-little-number-to-all" target="_blank">adventurerscelebrationgathering</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tell ‘em. </p> <p>I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. </p> </blockquote> <p>Bless this post.</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207184667http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207184667Fri, 24 May 2013 00:21:22 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://florenceandthepoutines.tumblr.com/post/45244251353/i-could-go-for-a-nice-make-out-session-up-against" target="_blank">florenceandthepoutines</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207127708http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207127708Fri, 24 May 2013 00:20:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqi6y1MWL1qadi39o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207014720http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51207014720Fri, 24 May 2013 00:17:49 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fakeyouout.tumblr.com/post/39436728853/money-doesnt-buy-happiness-let-me-test-this" target="_blank">fakeyouout</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“money doesn’t buy happiness”</p> <p>let me test this hypothesis</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51114579794http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51114579794Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/758c4cd0adca252a439bb83a66a79da2/tumblr_mn42srU8hg1rvfj74o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51114408087http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51114408087Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sfhueclksyioeu.tumblr.com/post/51090261893/christyan-tyleroakley-oops-same-awk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sfhueclksyioeu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://christyan.tumblr.com/post/51089156719/tyleroakley-oops-same" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">christyan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51086326805/oops" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oops.</p></blockquote> <p>same</p></blockquote> <p>Awk</p></blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092962602http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092962602Wed, 22 May 2013 15:47:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/657a5d2abae917ec9357c77f141d0d82/tumblr_mfqaqdoBHK1re0fh8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93157f175de4526200934c1ab2b7b978/tumblr_mfqaqdoBHK1re0fh8o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acowardlylion.tumblr.com/post/41183766962/first-date-questions" target="_blank">acowardlylion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>first date questions</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092890214http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092890214Wed, 22 May 2013 15:46:37 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supermassiveasshole.tumblr.com/post/35571527825/when-i-was-like-12-i-used-to-hate-one-really" target="_blank">supermassiveasshole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092818028http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092818028Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:44 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niggeon.tumblr.com/post/48717285389/why-white-ppl-gotta-be-puttin-raisins-in" target="_blank">niggeon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why white ppl gotta be puttin raisins in everything</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092773611http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092773611Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:09 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttharrybutt.tumblr.com/post/50108689258/buttharrybutt-i-lost-my-mood-ring-i-dont-know" target="_blank">buttharrybutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttharrybutt.tumblr.com/post/50108636692/i-lost-my-mood-ring" target="_blank">buttharrybutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost my mood ring</p> </blockquote> <p>i dont know how i feel about this</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092762943http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092762943Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10jmtdI8U1qb5h6do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/50466087297" target="_blank">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OH MY GODDDDD</p> </blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092717974http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092717974Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2a8fb802379818214c6f5365af60f2c/tumblr_mn7scdrdTA1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092708154http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092708154Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e630e85a1e3ff6e854cdcc43850714d7/tumblr_mjhzr3ZkVA1rjl16lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092693495http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092693495Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9ec384b7fe6c5033d4d3633645e5585/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e49e6c9f52838e9bbc001c644a9ee14/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad57183ee8884e22801ee9cef120d114/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18905cca50a397d638b937b71a4e1abe/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31925fed7f65b984b1f73fe5aba016bc/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9a57881ecba44daf70fc003331a9204/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5808bc0ec9b3d810d989f9a8d0e1c844/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/699a88839ca92eb1afb9e12cac525705/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff67eae1701beca52b82a5e106d0a8f7/tumblr_mmarmkT0OJ1rf19vdo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092554546http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092554546Wed, 22 May 2013 15:42:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn6e0uLmJI1rcc6r9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a64dd525ecadc9b30ad91493952a8d0/tumblr_mn6e0uLmJI1rcc6r9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://highyellahippie.tumblr.com/post/51091773612/deactivating-tha-fuck-is-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">highyellahippie</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <div>Deactivating</div> </blockquote> <p>THA FUCK IS THIS</p></blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092386069http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092386069Wed, 22 May 2013 15:40:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dba7d7bcbb5c881f332802e0444968/tumblr_mmiuk8a9qX1rigdr4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092306189http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092306189Wed, 22 May 2013 15:39:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06beb3f297413163d7c1dd097e0df3ab/tumblr_mlyuwjtrqX1qa4e2fo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092120391http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092120391Wed, 22 May 2013 15:36:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2cfc89c8c2f25e7278591b7f92318ba1/tumblr_mihonhvwxJ1s0qkmho1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a4853ded0fdd25d144b74f8ea0b4f8d/tumblr_mihonhvwxJ1s0qkmho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092102677http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092102677Wed, 22 May 2013 15:36:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43ju3lUIE1rs0rnxo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43ju3lUIE1rs0rnxo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092085343http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092085343Wed, 22 May 2013 15:36:10 -0500<p><a href="http://wescalou.tumblr.com/post/51091110976/do-you-ever-look-in-a-mirror-and-think-why-am" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wescalou</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>do you ever look in a mirror and think </span><em>why.</em><span>…</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>am i so perfect</span></p></blockquote>http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092064261http://kris-myass.tumblr.com/post/51092064261Wed, 22 May 2013 15:35:53 -0500